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english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015
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Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.
by Joe asskick May 8, 2019
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Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
by Pondmoose November 15, 2021
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Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.
Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.
by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020
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banana milkshake

You say it when something is dope as fuck.
(Origin is from "when life gives you bananas, banana milkshake
Guy 1: "Dude i just banged that girl"
Guy 2: "Bruh banana milkshake"
by SKELLY_BOI March 30, 2020
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apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
by Revolution April 26, 2019
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DC Milkshake

Usually from Washington DC, it is a drink with Kahlua, coffee, and a lot of fresh breast milk by an attractive woman in her twenties/teens.
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...
by Metalfukker August 7, 2012
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