Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019
Get the Milkshake is nicemug. Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
by Pondmoose November 15, 2021
Get the Pelican milkshakemug. by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020
Get the Satan's Milkshakemug. by DentonArmadillo June 12, 2018
Get the Denton Milkshakemug. When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
Get the African milkshakemug. When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>
by pewismalteser October 26, 2017
Get the Malteser Milkshakemug. An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.
While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."
Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."
Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."
by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017
Get the buttfuck milkshakemug.