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The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.
"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."
by randbots December 14, 2012
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Mikey

The best he is amazing and loves himself
mikey is awersome
by ggkkgk March 2, 2019
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Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…
Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”
by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025
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mikey next door

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad
by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
mugGet the mikey next doormug.

Mikey

Me: Did you see the gut on that guy? What a Mikey...
by Down and out in Arizona August 30, 2020
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Mikey

A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations
Oh, Mikey never texted me back
by Achoooooo December 3, 2017
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Mikey’s curse

Just some extra info on where its from theres already like 5 other explanations on it
Asurascans

The player who returned 10000 years later (chapter 41 or 42 i think)(and comment section got wiped so you cant find the original)
by Osowiecthenandagain November 23, 2024
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