mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

by siixela May 2, 2021

Mikeys re-up

Something you don’t wanna fuck up

Yo , You fucking crack head U fucked up my re-up; yo did you fuck up mikeys re-up bro?

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020

Mikey

Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟

Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick

by Pugz lee November 22, 2021

Mikey Hi

This is when you just feel like getting Mikey’s attention just by spamming the shit out of her. Term originally coined from multiple users on teen-chat.org including Mikey herself.
(Note: Mikey herself is a username, not her real name at least I think so)

“Mikey Hi Mikey Hi Mikey Hi Mikey Hi”

by Ambiversal September 16, 2023

Mikey

Mikey is a gay ass nigga who likes gaint bbc up his ass.

There was a guy getting fucked in the gaybar by a bbc, it must of been Mikey.

by szfagfasdfgsdffd April 25, 2024

Mikey

The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. He has got the spirit but he a little confused

I asked him how deep a six feet hole was and he said 20 feet. His name was Mikey

by anonymous August 17, 2022

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008