Mikey Scoville

A kid who cries and throws fits about endgame spoilers and loves to sing every moment

That kid is a Mikey Scoville

by Tom 6969 April 30, 2019

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

Mikey

The best he is amazing and loves himself

mikey is awersome

by ggkkgk March 2, 2019

Pulling a Mikey

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.

Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022

Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…

Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”

by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

Mikey

I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.

Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023