iShadow ace micro

The best possible ace micro named after the legendary iShadow

Wow, Bob, that was some iShadow ace micro

by pishkozavyr rex October 6, 2025

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

by ardakirca March 14, 2025

micro

Someone with a itty bitty dick

OMIRAT HE IS SUCH A MICRO!!

by RITITITITITI June 1, 2024

Micro-clit

Small cock no cock

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit

by billern June 14, 2024