Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose
"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."
by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023
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messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.
Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night
by Sammy salomi December 03, 2024
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Messy Train

The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines

2 fat lines are made and snorted.

Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
by Orange Gregory October 04, 2009
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Lionel Messi

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
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