Marlboro menthol light

The best mentholated cigarette money can buy.

That Marlboro menthol light was amazing and went smooth down my throat.

by UDIG August 5, 2007

Mental masturbation

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.

Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton

by Robert finkle February 19, 2005

Mentirosa

Skizza, Liar

That mentirosa was with that guy last week and she said she was with her daddy golfing.

by Juan Vazquez October 1, 2003

mentoner

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

mentored

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.

"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"

by Raptor973 September 12, 2009

Mentacide

When your brain attacks itself (one realizes this on a conscious level). One might feel as if they are "going crazy".

In conversation involving size comparison of two rivalving penis sizes....one man considers his size inferior to rivals, and asks odd request best male freind:

"Will you please listen to me, I'm creating mentacide....will you please check out my size and tell me if it's normal or not? Hemingway did it for Fitzgerald!"

by fabcat June 20, 2012

mentisan

The greatest creation ever made to solve any issue you'll ever have. This Bolivian blessing will keep your lips hydrated for lyfe.

Damn dude, you got some crusty dusty musty a** lips goin on right there

I know man, Jaylene broke up with me yesterday after I kissed them lips...

Hey fool, take this mentisan and get yo mojo back.

Ziggity ahh, Rodger that!

by Bonethugsnhabesha March 22, 2017