Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

melonball

A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.

Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.

by AnthemOne July 2, 2006

mcmonkian

to lick your nuts simoultaneously or to if ur a chick to lick ur pet erkin.

licking ur nuts and/or like saying "man I had a good mcmonkian last nite".

by 2 nicks May 15, 2006

melonidous

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)

"omg guys i have melonidous"

by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

Melon123

A fat guy that no life's League of Legends, with a neck beard and a stomach larger than Jabba the hut.

"That's a melon123 right there."

by MadTom123 December 14, 2013

melonicious

A woman with perfectly round breasts that cannot be ignored. Large round breasts begging to be played with. Breasts that makes a man swoon.

Jerry hated having to work next to Barb; she had these melonicious boobs that distracted him from his job.

His little sister was endowed with melonicious hooters and she wasn't afraid to flaunt them in front her brother's buddies.

by tainochief July 28, 2014