Meet People at the Library

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"Oh you're so lonely,you should really Meet People at the Library"
by Amdreed May 14, 2022
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smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!
the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!
by chris gum February 23, 2004
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staff meeting

looking back at your internship at BBC Radio 6 and realizing you have enjoyed yourself more or less.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
by Krkič May 16, 2019
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Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 01, 2007
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Meet Jade

A video about a girl who is bullied and supposedly killed herself three days after flimed/posted
Meet Jade, look what you've done
by Tiddilyshits May 19, 2011
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Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.
Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 05, 2010
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meet your maker

To "meet your maker" is often used as a reference to death or to die. Your maker being god, so when your about to die by either natural causes (old age, terminal illness) or unnatural causes (shot in the face or killed in a car accident) you are about to or well on your way to meeting your maker.
"Mike came to the horrific realization that he was close to death as he lay in a pool of his own blood. He Mike knew that the 6 bullet holes to the chest and abdomen were fatal and that within minutes he would succumb to his wounds. The Last words that he was ever going to hear from anyone was that of what Johnny Boy said before he opened fire on the unarmed and completely defenseless Mike. "Hey fuckface I'm sending you off to Meet Your Maker."
by Jamrock with your cock out September 17, 2013
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