lydia martin

my fwend.
by DAT BXTCH January 11, 2018
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Kelvin Martin

Kelvin Martin is the original '50 Cent'. He was a one-man crime wave in brooklyn back in the 80s. His M.O. was robbing stores & people. Standing only 5' 2" he got his name playing dice. he started with a 50¢ bet and walked away with $500
In Kelvin Martins honor, Curtis Jackson purchased a headstone for Kelvins grave and took on the name 50 cent to keep his name alive
by korpse September 20, 2007
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Ricky Martin

(Noun) The awkward silence and/or major anticlimax that follows the confession of a big secret that everybody else already knew.
"I told my boss that actually I had smoked pot in the past, but, given my love of cargo pants, it was a total Ricky Martin."

"When Marlena announced her true age to her co-workers, she was met with nearly universal Ricky Martin."
by anterelic March 31, 2010
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Adam Martin

(verb) The act or attempt of avoiding other people. In order to complete an Adam Martin, you must acknowledge the other party then quickly act to avoid them. If conversation is made with the other party, the Adam Martin attempt is failed.
Mike-"Hey isn't that Jack?"
Brian-"Yeah, I think he's trying to avoid us."
Mike-"Damn, he just Adam Martined the hell out of us."
by Mike Yellow Subaru September 07, 2009
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isaac martin

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"
Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!
by ams April 24, 2005
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Charles Martin

someone who usually poops next to the toilet instead of in it
that FREAKING Charles Martin FREAKING pooped in front of the toilet
by monpon October 18, 2016
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