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10 ammendments of smoking marijuana 

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
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PMS (Post-Marijuana Square) 

The cigarette smoked immediately following the act of smoking of marijuana.
Right after Ryan smoked a bowl, he turned to Chuckie and said "Yo! I gotta go have my PMS (Post-Marijuana Square) now."

start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.
another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!

virtual marijuana 

once you cannot stop taking online quizzes/surveys, you are addicted to virtual marijuana.
Cathy: Lets go smoke some VIRTUAL MARIJUANA!
Ashley: Yea, but that one quiz site sucks...
virtual marijuana by Ashley! July 24, 2006

The Marijuana-Logues 

The Marijuana-Logues is an Off-Broadway comedy show in New York City. Arj Barker, Doug Benson and Tony Camin are the creators and performers. It is a four man stand-up comedy show, with the majority of the humor centered around the drug marijuana.
"Everyone was high at the Marijuana-Logues, we laughed our asses off."

different states of mind under marijuana 

different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:

1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware

2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.

3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.

5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired

Notes:

-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).

-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.

-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high

-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.

different states of mind under marijuana

bag of marijuana 

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.
Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.
bag of marijuana by Aspirex November 19, 2005