Maples

A derogative term used to identify one who hails from Canada, specifically those from non-french speaking regions.

You better keep one eye on those damn maples at all times, they have sticky fingers.

by Tony Jones IV February 24, 2011

toronto maple leafs

A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are quite the bunch, eh?

by bob landry July 16, 2008

Maple Ridge

A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!

Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.

by Jimbo August 10, 2003

Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)

*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

maple syrup

a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.

Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Maple Leafs

what can i say besides they're the BEST team in the nhl?

Maple Leafs kick some serious ass

by lil cujo May 23, 2003