Macey

Macey is the most gorgeous human-being to roam this earth and is very rare to find, Macey is the life of every party, she is not popular but she is known by everyone she is a very shy, caring person with also a bad side that I wouldn’t want to get on

OMG, is that Macey I love her.

by Macey-Leigh November 24, 2021

Maco

There is always a LINE IN THE SAND when Maco is around. He feels very strong about this phrase and would consider having children with it one day.

Maco “RELISH THE CHALLENGE BAIS!!!!!”
“FFS MY SON IS THE GOAT SO LAPS NOW”

by Davagh February 3, 2022

The Macombie Homie

Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.

1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.

2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.

3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)

One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.

by /> October 12, 2014

William H Macy

William H Macy is a more pleasant respectful way to use the Lord's name in vein, Jesus H Christ.

Ronald was a loyal parishioner at his church. He always was the first person at his church every Sunday, until last Sunday he went out to get into his car and his Prius was gone out of his driveway. Running back to the house he realizes he had left his keys inside on the table in his locked house.
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

MacOS X

Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.

I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.

by cattle April 12, 2004

macy's

The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago

It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV

Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!

You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.

Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:

Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products

Reasons why i hate Macy's so much

- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...

Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.

1)Macy's is so fucking popular

2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...

3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart

4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!

by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007

maccy d

Macdonalds da best place 2 go wen cruising

who is cumin up maccy d`s wiv me

by gob shite May 23, 2005