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Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021
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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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arizona lube

The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.
I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.
by AzRev February 3, 2022
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BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function
To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.
by BCATThompson October 7, 2021
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lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"
by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021
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Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.
Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.
by Repressed Humor Issues November 26, 2024
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dont forget the lube

When you and your women go to Walmart for supplies...
I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
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