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longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement
My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!
by Gruffirale December 17, 2025
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F'longer

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.
by MattG73 December 23, 2008
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latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
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luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!
by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016
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Grey Longwell

A tall black guy with ugly feet and a big appetite for little dicks. Religious sexy man beast who enjoys easy bake ovens. Has an odd fetish for large ears.
Yo did you see that guy?
Yeah bro he was froggy fresh
He looked like a grey longwelll
by Luscious lemon April 24, 2018
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Josephine Longfeathers

Josephine Longfeathers is a hybrid type of breed a cross of a whitey and a gas sniffer, a longfeathers is one of the deadliest breeds around bringing deadliness into everyone else’s lives, this specific type of breed is often found in his Natural Native habitat poaching every animal he sees and boosting cars on his free time
Holay fuck I seen a Josephine Longfeathers running around the res lastnight I was scared for my life I made sure my Daughters were inside and asleep
by Josephine Longfeathers October 10, 2018
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Horatio Longden

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.
by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019
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