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laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).
1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )
by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014
mugGet the laying the mayomug.

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.
Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.
by Evan Lai April 3, 2019
mugGet the Evan Laimug.

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.
I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.
by Darky711 August 10, 2016
mugGet the Courtesy Laymug.

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.
I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.
by PonyRunner July 23, 2017
mugGet the lay scratchmug.

Dude Lay

Pretty much the greatest feeling in the world. Dude laying consists of getting some of your closest dudes gathered around; and just laying down together. At least 3 dudes are recommended to have a full experience. Sharing covers between dudes are mandatory.
Yeah come over around 5 tonight, were gonna get the bros together and dude lay.

Jons a fag dude... He never wants to dude lay with us anymore.
by Dudebuster February 28, 2016
mugGet the Dude Laymug.

lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb
dude lets go lay paint under that bridge
by ahab enok April 1, 2010
mugGet the lay paintmug.

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