Laserna

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

by Sex God April 11, 2005

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006

Larsen E. Whipsnade

Larsen E. Whipsnade...

Name of main character in "You Can't Cheat An Honest Man", played by W.C. Fields.

Say the first name and middle initial quickly together, and you get the idea of the character. In the film, Larsen E. Whipsnade runs a circus, into the ground, and two steps ahead of the law. Whipsnade is one of many of Fields' character names, such as Cuthbert J. Twillie, Egbert Souse, Mahatma Kane Jeeves and Wolffinger J. Uncoupler.

by Dan Jensen October 27, 2007

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013