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a girl that everyone wants to be. Usually looks good in just about everything but she doesn't think so. Can act very mature but not afraid to dance in the street. A Lauren can be the life of the party but will still get along great with the parents. A beautiful girl who has many friends. Has very deep thoughts about life and not afraid to share them with you. Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget
"Dude, who is that?"
"Its Lauren"
"Man, she is amazing"
Lauren by Holly28 October 9, 2008
A gorgeous girl who will blow your mind. She wears her heart on her sleeve, only because it is too big for her chest.
Ahhh, look at Lauren today... Any guy would be lucky to have a gal like that.
Lauren by raebear July 18, 2009

lauranda 

Is a name of the most beautiful of all Eskimo Princesses. She has unspeakable magic powers and can read the minds of suitable men. Her sexual powers are second to none.
Lauranda's are a rare breed with few examples. There are currently none recorded in the history of man (or woman) with her likeness. She is unique.
lauranda by Hozilla December 20, 2008

Larynvagitis 

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.
I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.
Larynvagitis by coooker September 19, 2009

larynx punch 

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
-Dude, you know Laurin?
-Yeah, he's lit af.
laurin by 41x46 February 24, 2017