Keith

Fat idiot who gets no play no rizz no game no friends no life and gay

Someone “hey is that Keith?”
Someone 2 “who the fuck is that”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Keith Lee Effect

When a restaurant becomes extremely successful after Keith Lee himself tries the food and rates it 1-10 on TikTok.

Man, waiting in line at BJ’s restaurant is wild. It’s got that Keith Lee effect.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Keith

god of gods, jesus of jesus, terrorer of johnson, robber of food and profesional competitive eater.

"OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SEXY JESUS, KEITH????!?!?!?"

by tomatoeeeee June 22, 2022

Keith

gets no bitches, thats it

Ch40tic:damn i lost my girl
b1uexor:lmao ur like Keith

King Starry:fr tho

by Zane from discord May 21, 2022

Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

Keith

To be Keithed. To Keith somebody requires the one speaking to be named Keith. If you are being spoken to by somebody named Keith, then you are being Keithed.

My grandson was Keithed by his maths teacher yesterday after class, for not doing his homework.

by Lung GD April 17, 2025

Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.

Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU

by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022