Honey, make sure to wrap your face tight with plastic wrap so I can hot Karl all over your face without giving you pink eye.
by Dikarydoepender July 26, 2019
Karl Kristian Braaten is a awsome guy with mirco-pennis disfunction. he is awsome and he loves to play vidoe games in his spare time. he also loves a girl in his class who used to be a guy.
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!
karl is generly a nice guy
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!
karl is generly a nice guy
by JayDogMadFresh April 21, 2022
while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks October 30, 2008
To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.
by Fozter November 22, 2008
by massiveball July 09, 2021
by Stesamee December 08, 2006
- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005