juan sanchez

a dirty little mexican kid with no friends little or no eyebrows and, his only girlfriend is his right hand
juan sanchez
by genewelch December 07, 2009
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Juan Nationalist

Is a cancerous, cringy facebook page that is run by a bunch of autistic patriotic politically incorrect peenois. comments section are compose of cancerous "political belief" that will really make you cringe hard, and compose of 3 - 6 sentences. and the page is patriotic and 98% of political belief are misleading and cringy making filipinos stupid as it is.
The political beliefs of Juan Nationalist people are incorrect and stupid,
by An Educated Peenoi July 29, 2016
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Juan Felix

A fucking ugly ass Mexican that has connect the dots on his forhead
by smallcockboyasshomo March 29, 2017
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Juan Gomez

A famous radio personality that rants and raves about how bad Republicans are. He is most known for his opinions on American government. Suffice to say he, like most other Democrats of his stature, lacks common human decency and morals. His relentless attacks on the GOP is like a combination of CNN and MTV. This is probably a good indicator of what's wrong with him.
Juan Gomez: I'd like to point out that the economy is always better with a Democrat in office.
Caller: Well, it's pretty easy to maintain a good economy after the Republican president before hand fixed what the last Liberal did to it. I mean look at everything Clinton didn't do for the US. Kind of gave President Bush a lot of ground to make up.
Juan Gomez: But look at oil prices! He's using the money to sponsor KKK meetings!
Caller: But...Bush doesn't have anything at all to do with oil prices. And where'd you get the KKK from?
Juan Gomez: Shutupyou'restupid!
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Junaid Juan

a phrase used to describe a person who enjoys shitting in a condom, freezing it, and later uses it as a dildo
Dude Tim is such a Junaid Juan
by somehinduguy February 28, 2011
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