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Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear
When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”
by Stillrisky August 12, 2022
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Max's bitch
Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.
by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022
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A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
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A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls
Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself
by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022
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Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.
(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?
by GONAH November 7, 2022
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A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house
by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022
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Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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