Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 2, 2021

Jockanese Breakfast

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.

"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"

by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021

Jonah

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

by ducknoodles November 17, 2021

Jona

Jona, is mostely understanding and the best listener. He is a really determined person, who always lost his self in his dreams. But he does everything to make his dreams come true. He takes care of his friends as if they were his family. If you have a Jona in your life you don’t have to worry about bad feelings and being sad, because he will always make you smiling. He is an introvert but everybody likes him because of his mysterious behavior.

Jona: Hi how are you?

Friend of Jona: Not that good, my my driving lesson was bad, I’m to dumb for everything

Jona: Don’t be so hard on your self. I practice that with you. We’ll get it sorted out.

The Friend of Jona got a bright smile.

by Ivy_y November 22, 2021

Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022

Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017