rent-a-jon

my fucking ex-boyfriend

he's such an asshole, he sleeps with your best friend, he snogs other girls while your at a party at your house, his name is john, etc..

by vikki June 30, 2003

jon thomas

a being with absurdly dirty testicles

Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III

by chivychivchiv January 9, 2008

Chicago-Jon

When someone you know goes into the city for any reason, gets really really drunk, and ends up having sex with a random girl he will most likely never see again.

Yeah, he totally pulled a Chicago-Jon last weekend.

by kvell12 November 13, 2009

Jon Sudano

The worlds most famous neckbeard. He sings the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth over instrumentals of various songs This trash rose to fame in October 2016.

Looser: "Have you seen the latest Jon Sudano album"
Friend: "Please don't procreate"

by reedman72 October 29, 2016

Jon

A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.

That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick

by The Cru September 12, 2016

Lil Jon

A "rapper" who doesn't rap, nor rhyme at all, who famous for screaming incoherent nonsense and passing it off as "hip-hop" such as "yeah", "ok", and "what". While some of his beats might be worth a toe tap or two, he can't rap.

Teenagers and idiots in general love quoting Lil Jon, no matter and hackneyed the material maybe. See "I'm Rick James Bitch".

by El Spacio de aboros December 11, 2004

Jon-Benet style

When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.

My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.

by killakalli August 12, 2008