Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
Get the jordan blake mug.1. A crazy girl who gets drugs from her cat
2. She likes to be called whordanah
3. She loves her cats
4. Shy
5. Crazy/funny
6. Doesn't like "XD"
7. Doesn't like "-_-"
8. Doesn't like ":/"
9. Plays Minecraft
10. Plays the Sims 4
11. She likes pvp
12. She is very aggressive at times
13. Anonymous calls her dingtits
14. Has bitch named hoemir
15. Had a son
16. Has a brother
17. Is a pervert
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2. She likes to be called whordanah
3. She loves her cats
4. Shy
5. Crazy/funny
6. Doesn't like "XD"
7. Doesn't like "-_-"
8. Doesn't like ":/"
9. Plays Minecraft
10. Plays the Sims 4
11. She likes pvp
12. She is very aggressive at times
13. Anonymous calls her dingtits
14. Has bitch named hoemir
15. Had a son
16. Has a brother
17. Is a pervert
18. Last name popular
Jordanah
by 6969Bob6969 July 14, 2017
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The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
by Coxlover February 6, 2018
Get the jordan cox mug.Jordan, god what to say about you. Well Jordan is an all around amazing, uplifting, inspiring, caring, sweet,athletic, strong,heartbreaking,smart,beautiful,handsome,unique,one of a kind,sometimes angry, serious, funny, and unforgettable guy I've ever met. You change lives everyday and I don't know how to thank you for changing mine. These Jordan's will make you melt, one look at them and you're lost to them. Jordan's tend to protect you at all costs. They also sometimes don't know what to say to you that will make everything better so instead they leave you be. But to warn you all Jordan's don't forget anything and I mean anything. A Jordan's friendship is the hardest thing to ever do, sometimes you don't get their friendship back and you have to be okay with that. Jordan's are also understanding most of the time and they listen to you. Oh and their smile, don't get me started. Jordan's change your lives, they tend to leave you heartbroken but don't worry you recover you just don't ever forget them, they are simply unforgettable.
Girl 1: Who's that cute guy over there with the dark hair?
Girl 2: Oh him that's Jordan Sanchez he's a great guy you should go talk to him.
Girl 1: But what if-
Girl 2: Just go talk to him he's a great listener and a really sweet guy.
Girl 1: How do you know so much about him, do you know him?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I used too, now seriously go talk to him!
Girl 2: Oh him that's Jordan Sanchez he's a great guy you should go talk to him.
Girl 1: But what if-
Girl 2: Just go talk to him he's a great listener and a really sweet guy.
Girl 1: How do you know so much about him, do you know him?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I used too, now seriously go talk to him!
by shesokay June 3, 2018
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