John

A douche bag who breaks hearts and temperamental. Always changes his mind. Messed up in the head. Always fighting with you when he knows he is wrong. When he finds out a girl likes him, even if he doesn't like her, he dumps his current girlfriend for her. Got laid when he was 12. He likes sluts named Kenzie. He is a heart breaker. Constantly lying to you. Does have a sweet side though, and a hott body. He will pick on his girlfriends best friend though.
Girl 1: He hurt me so bad!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: John
Girl 2: Oh he was a douche anyways!
by HKlove October 31, 2010
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john can be a good friend at times but also fuck you john
"john can be good sometime, but fuck you"
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awesome mexican guy with a big dick (yes even bigger than Pedro) and also have this italian faggot kid named Raul on his dick
John is such an awesome and talented archer and got a big dick

Yeah Raul loves sucking John's dick
by anonymouslelo May 17, 2014
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John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.
He's so full of himself, must be a John
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Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.
Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!
by Billy Gates September 15, 2004
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A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down
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Extremely charismatic and funny, a John will always make you smile. He has a big heart and infinite love to give to certain people in his life, which is a big part of what makes him so attractive. Girls, guys, and non-binary alike find themselves falling for him, but you won’t find him with your typical hoe. When John finds himself in a relationship, he’s serious about it and will make his partner feel like the most loved person in the world. John is sexy as fuck because of his personality and his looks, and if you find yourself in his bedroom, consider yourself incredibly lucky. His eyes are warm and welcoming, and he is very expressive in general. If something is on his mind, you best believe he’s going to let you know. He has lots of friends due to his social charisma, and the people around him mean the world to him. Family and friends are a priority to John. His voice is smoother than chocolate and his laugh is infectious. If a John enters your life, aim to give him the same amount of love that he gives you because he’s a genuinely good guy.
“John is legitimately the sweetest boy I’ve ever dated.”

I believe it. He’s so funny and way better than Chad.”
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