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jewish guilt

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt
Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.
by Christa April 14, 2015
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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler December 15, 2008
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Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.
Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!
by ABBryan January 5, 2011
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Jewish night out

Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!
by nesa January 28, 2007
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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