idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly

Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!

by nbakes January 10, 2009

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009

jerk factory

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

by big d May 1, 2004

jerk the turkey

masturbation.

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.

by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008

hypnic jerk

You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.

You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.

But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.

A hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.

by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013

Falmouth Jerk

A shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. One of the group of young rebel rousers in Falmouth. This type of kid, usual name is Kyle (Luth) or Tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. A band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, fucking up local McDonalds, and shouting at any innocent passerby. Dont be surprised if your in Falmouth to get fucked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. A falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.

"Kyle, drop a hey bomb... HEY!! These goddamn falmouth jerks."

by J holiday July 28, 2008

slow jerk

A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.

After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.

by LOLLonater November 25, 2006