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Jeff Probst 

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"
Jeff Probst by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
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Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.
We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.
1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
Jeff off by heidi bags July 29, 2013

jeff steitzer 

the voice behind halo and the guy with the voice you wish you had during puberty
jeff steitzer
jeff steitzer by OPnornfang August 24, 2016

Jeff Ward 

Joy spreading unicorn.

His laugh will make you laugh it's just inevitable

Kindest human being on Earth.

#1 Hamilton fan, can sing and play guitar
You know Jeff Ward?

Oh yeah, that guy makes me super insanely happy.
Jeff Ward by Kms.gonzo March 13, 2018

jeff is scary! 

AAAA JEFF I DONT NEED UR HELP!
-jeff is scary!