Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

Jackie Boyd

The man behind the Music, indefinable by words alone. It is not only something you hear but what you feel. It is something your soul can reach out and touch. It originates from all over the world since time began. Complex or simple, fast or slow, loud or soft. It is what you feel, or it could be your method of escape or it could just keep you alive. Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. The most perfect guy ever. Most commonly know for being clever. Is liked more than people with the name of Shane. A man, of usually an older age, who is the man. He does whatever he pleases and doesn't care what anybody else thinks. He has a good sense of humor and can be found often laughing at his own jokes. He likes to tell younger men about his stories from back in the day, and most of the stories are legendary. He is respected by all who walk among him.

When you see Jackie Boyd} you see music!

by Urban Dictionary 2010 February 4, 2010

jacking off

to masturbate

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix

by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016

Jackie Lui

Secxy mans that is fresh and beautiful. Attracting all them girls without trying.

Hot like Jackie Lui.

by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019

Jackie Chan hug

When 2 Asian people hug

Hey did you see PSY hug his fans? Jackie Chan hugs can be so inspirational.

by Hayase January 6, 2021

Wee Jackie Stewart

To have particulary small eyes, or other bodily feature.

Ma bird was pure ragin at me cause a telt her she had Wee Jackie Stewart tits

by uncle rusty face December 13, 2008

foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010