My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
Get the jasonmug. Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat December 31, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.
by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. by DlouisD May 21, 2019
Get the The Jasonmug.