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Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020
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Reverse Michael Jackson

When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.
Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson
by PythonP February 26, 2021
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I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.
"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."
by IPrpl February 26, 2021
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Jackson,NJ

Jackson- known for Great Adventure and if you didnt live in Jackson your whole life then you know it as Six Flags. Its the place that you can be considered a Hick but at the same time be told you live in a city. You have to go to other towns to actually go to stores. One side of Jackson is woods and the other is built up. Schools are known to be over-crowded and filled with a diverse group. People move here because they like the woods but then they build it up to what they just left.
Anyone who is a true J-towner knows that there is always a PaRtY to go to, you know that Jackson is thought as this wonderful town that the kids are "innocent". Here is where you laugh it up. You know the deal-woods, parties,drinking...etc...there's nothing else to do. so fill that glass and cheers to the true J-towners that prove to every1 what a good time really is.
*Woods parties
*colliers mills
*Pit
*dirtbikes/quads
*hunt
*Shop

J-town is filled with a diversity that know one can ever live up to.

Your either one of us or not
by Jax February 12, 2005
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Pulling a Jackson

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.
by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009
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Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."
by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009
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Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.
by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008
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