Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

by chramelisa October 25, 2011

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

Revamp My Wool Jacket

Codephrase for "shave my balls with a machine".

So glad I decided to revamp my wool jacket yesterday - feeling and lookin' fresh to death!

by wooljacketrevamper March 26, 2020

pee pee jacket

An uncircumcised pee pee

Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small

Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger

by Pourcyanideinmyhenny April 29, 2020

Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021