ivan and bitya

ivan and bitya, the best couple ever

person 1: wow who’s that great couple over there

person 2: that’s ivan and bitya?

person 1: damn!!

by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

ivan

really gay and hotter then danyella and eliana and secretly has a thing for jefferey

ivan is a slut

by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021

ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.

This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021