A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
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A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
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Get the @ivan_the_cat mug.Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
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If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
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