iPad

Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!

Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?

by Slartibartfast11 February 2, 2010

iPod Jamming

The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.

Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.

Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.

Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?

Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!

by Markens January 29, 2009

ipolar disorder

A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.

Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.

Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.

by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

Ipar

Ipar means "north" in origin. A girl that is nice to everyone and that always looks on the brightside. She is always smiling. She is somewhat insecure. She gives great advice but she can't always follow it. She is hard to find. Has rockin' legs.

Wow, she's such an Ipar.

by a friend that knows you November 5, 2011

iPod Circle

A hip name for a CD player.

Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!

by Serhan August 13, 2006

iPad

An iPod on steroids

The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big.

That's what she said.

by icegu January 27, 2010

iPhony

An iPhony is an individual who attempts to pass off an iPod Touch as an iPhone.

iPhony's will often use their iPod Touch as a way to enter an iPosse, however, these iPhony's are easily distinguished.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009