jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Steph infection

A sickness you get from a girl named "Steph." She is sick more times than not. It might even be scientifically related to a more common "staph infection"

Me: Dude this sucks. I think I got a Steph infection. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.

by Gentleman Jake May 1, 2011

Injected

When testicles touch.

Timmy and Tod were having sex and as their testicles touched they yelled, "Injected!"

by The Pink Ranger & Hani Montani January 1, 2012

hot beef injection

Medical care for the cattle kind

This cow needs a hot beef injection quickly

by bean March 5, 2003

[Lethal Injection]

The last line of defense for death penalties, which is much worst than death! It consist of Big Bubba coming down from cell block 10 to pliage and plunder your asshole virginity like a band of pirates! Once he is finished you can bet that the criminal will never steal, kill, or rape again. Also, considered the Big Bubba Policy in some state prisons!

Criminal 1: Hey, I heard you got the death sentence, which one did they give you?
Criminal 2: I got the new Lethal Injection sentence and it was fucking terrible! I use to be able to wipe my ass on a little of nothing and now it takes a whole goddamn news paper!

by XxMacexX04 August 22, 2011

lethal injection

A sexual term referring to an extreme type of foreplay. The lethal injection is when a male succeeds in inserting his erect penis completely down a woman's throat and then ejaculates in her stomach, giving her a reason to eat those tums.

Yeah Bailey? I gave her a lethal injection the other day. She's had a stomache ache for three hours.

by Otse December 20, 2007

Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009