Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

by Torbert October 15, 2020

kracker barrel

When you so White you too white

「Karen quit being such a kracker barrel」

by Philp seamore hoffman August 17, 2017

Barrel Avoider

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!

Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

by I am Bernie June 10, 2009

Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. December 12, 2007

Empty Barrel

A person of substandard IQ, known for wearing cowboy hats designed by Elton John.

That Florida congresswoman, she's a real empty barrel.

by Chulainn October 20, 2017

Fish in a Barrel

The act of inserting a penis into the anus and ejaculating immediately after vaginal sex.

I was banging Kristen last night and she yelled "FISH IN A BARREL!" so i pulled it out, threw it in her ass and shot my load.

by SATEVO July 27, 2013