relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian May 18, 2011
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FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime
Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.
by 5starSkills May 05, 2017
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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn January 22, 2012
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No Relationship November

No Relationship November is when couples break up for the time period of Nov 1 to Oct 1. For single people they are not aloud to get into a relationship
“Do you want to be my Girlfriend” “Sorry, I’m in No Relationship November so I can’t get into a relationship
by MemeKing463 November 13, 2018
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plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.
My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.
by jkoppel September 07, 2022
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relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.
My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.
by LivLongandProsper May 05, 2015
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Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.
Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
by CrazyWillster January 31, 2019
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