DuQuoin (Illinois)

Du·Quoin (Do-coy-n)
Noun
1. A fictitious place where things that don't happen anywhere else in the world are the norm.
2. The social dwellings of creeps

Things that don't happen anywhere else include
1a. Intense Stalking
1b. Car drivebys (not shootings like in the city, rather stalkings)
1c. Town rivalries

Synonyms: "The Dookie"

She is from The Dookie and her life is not real.

Is this a Sitcom or are we watching DuQuoin (Illinois)?

Forget Laguna Beach, DuQuoin is the new gossip town.

by Jackinthebox1717 November 23, 2009

illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion

you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"

by Wicked CP November 29, 2012

illiterate

someone who is dumb

i made this for my friend who is illiterate

by maddog611 April 17, 2019

Illinois Hot Stick

An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.

Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!

by Derremy July 19, 2010

Illias

A big boy who eats a lot of fried chicken and is extremely funny.

Illias: I'll make you my bitch lmao

You: yes please

by Raygrabber July 26, 2018

Homer Glen Illinois

A town that is filled with cornfields and beautiful farms but is populated with the most racist, science denying,Trump loving, no mask wearing morons who complain about their beloved chain restaurants being closed due to covid-19 and having to wear masks in the local stores. The Mayor allows restaurants to reject the closing orders of the Governor and put citizens at risk. Their favorite pastimes are having Trump Rally's in front of the local McDonalds, putting up F**k Pritzker signs in their yards and name-calling and demeaning the minority of intelligent people who unfortunately live in the town. The Trumpers who yell the loudest cannot spell or use proper grammer. The town has one of the highest positivity rates in Illinois yet the citizens still crow about "Ma rights" and continue to meet up in large groups and patronize crowded restaurants.

I used to love living in Homer Glen Illinois but now it is filled with the dumbest, most racist people. I don't understand how they afford their $400,000 homes because they can barely string a coherent sentence together. Oh that's right,mom and dad left it to them.

by Actual&factual September 12, 2020

Illiez

An Illiez is a person who has a hair-do which when seen at first reminds of a hedgehog but then turns out to be a pretty chill haircut.
It is a very loving person that tends to make jokes that are funny for others but not for the person he did it on...
In other words be proud to have an Illiez friend if you have one

A: Hey!
B: Hi!
A+B hug but B pulls away weirdly
A is upset so makes a sad face
B: Jelly Fish!
A: OMG you are such an Illiez!

by Chilibily September 2, 2009