i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

All I am saying is

What you say on FB when you want to avoid the cliche, "just sayin'" and sound serious instead.

Susan: "All I am saying is, you will enjoy Sunology if you look into it."

by SharonsSunology March 4, 2011

i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

I Am Ghost

I Am Ghost (IAG) is one of the fucking best hardcore/goth/screamo bands in the world. At Bamboozle Left 2009, they were the only band requested by the crowd for an encore. They were THAT amazing.

They have lyrics that will chill you to the bone.
"Her eyes still glow like heaven. Broken, unsound, cut her wings off"

Band Members:

Steven Juliano
Timoteo Rosales III
Ron Ficarro
Justin McCarthy
Chad Kulengosky


This band isn't sappy emo kid music.
All of their lyrics are fucking amazing.

"Hey did you see I Am Ghost at Bamboozle Left 2009?"

"Dude YES. Steve was dancing like a maniac on stage and I was screaming the loudest for an encore!"

by RenaeIsGhost April 11, 2009

I am Batman

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman

1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman

by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

iambic pentameter

The bullshit that is forced upon english students worldwide. Completly subjective, yet somehow grade-able (how?).

I have to write an entire 3pg essay in iambic pentameter but i cant seem to hear the strssed and un-stressed syllables. FUCK!

by devdogg January 28, 2005