the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!

"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

the hitchhiker by 0jir0 February 3, 2026

Thirsty Hitchhiker

Getting a blow job with a thumb up your ass.

Damn, she must have gave him a Thirsty Hitchhiker, he can't even walk right.

Thirsty Hitchhiker by Yeebo56 June 4, 2026

Gnarsky and Hutch 

You can refer to this (1975, later re-made in 2004) film "Starsky and Hutch" to explain something or someone being gross or "gnar" ...

"Yeah we went to that burger place last week, it was Gnarsky and Hutch..."

or

"You REALLY went home with that Jenna girl last night?? Man.. She was GNARsky and Hutch..."

Gnarsky and Hutch by Klyde Frog February 7, 2009

Kayne Newman-Hutchinson 

Mmmf

Kayne Newman-Hutchinson is thicccccc

Kayne Newman-Hutchinson by Kayne Newman-Hutchinson September 27, 2018

Tyler stanley hutchins 

He is most annoying at times. Won’t marry someone named Leticia and cares about cars more then anything.

Idk Tyler stanley hutchins will never marry Leticia

Tyler stanley hutchins by LadyGoddess October 8, 2021

Pull a Hutch 

To completely transform your physical appearance. To pull a Hutch is to loose a substantial amount of weight and keep it off for years to come. Pulling a Hutch improves your physical and mental capabilities.

I needed to transform my life for the better, so I pulled a hutch.

I got serious about my appearance and mental state, so I pulled a Hutch.

I stepped on the scale and immediately began to pull a hutch.

I pulled a Hutch and hot girls started to talk to me.

Pull a Hutch by Streetcred23 March 18, 2023

Florida handlebar hitchhike 

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.

I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing

Florida handlebar hitchhike by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025