hutchh 

a girl whose eyes are spread to far apart therefore reciving the logo "hammerhead shark"
a hutch is the kinda girl that when a group of people are talking and see her coming they go ah shit here comes the shark-the shark tends to ruin all conversions with her shark mateing calls that just never seem to work on anyone.

"yeah were going to distracts".. "oh shit here comes the hutchh.. Dk run! she mieght mistake you for sharkbait".

hutchh by everyoneeee January 14, 2007

Hutched Up 

To make the same mistakes repeatedly over a prolonged period

Ah man, you Hutched Up!

Hutched Up by Blue2moro September 4, 2020

Midnight Hitchhiker 

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

Midnight Hitchhiker by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

hutch nuggets 

Term reffering to a man's unused testicles in an emasculating/sexless relationship. The man's balls are described as if they were placed in a hutch along with other unused items only to be occasionally admired mockingly by the offender.

"Did you hear about Tom's Divorce?"
"Yeah, makes sense though. He had the worst case of Hutch Nuggets I've ever seen.

hutch nuggets by Flerpyderpypie August 20, 2015

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.

Don't Panic!

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004

Hutchomundas

Can be known as two seperate words "Hutcho Mundas" or as one word "Hutchomundas".

A commonly used slang word or description for when an individual goes out on the weekend and gets so F"cked up that he doesnt make it to work on the Monday morning, (some times the whole week) because of the amount of alcohol or drugs consumed.

This terminology should only be used for extreme cases of "come downs" or "hang overs" where the after affects cause the individual to make drastic changes to his life because of the weekend activites, such as quit their job, leave the country, sell the belongings, call the parents to tell them of their mistakes, apologizing to ex-girfriends for the way they treated them etc. This is all part of the "Hutchomundas"

So when your friend is having a REALLY bad Monday becasue of some crazy weekend that he is not coping with very well - you can sing this in a "mexican style" chant -

"Hutchmundas, oh Hutchomundas, oh Hutchomundas"

1. Have you seen Bobby today? No he is having a "Hutchmundas"

2. I feel really ill, I shouldnt have drank so much on the weekend, I think I am going to have a "Hutchomundas"

3. Did you see the state of michael at that rave on Saturday night? I bet he will have a "Hutchomundas"

4. I heard Peter wen tinto work on Monday after a huge weekend and quit his job as a lawyer and decided to become a fruit picker, he is having a real "Hutchomundas"

Hutchomundas by Jimmy The Stain June 5, 2011

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

A book never published on Earth, and until a terrible catastrophe occurred in an alternate probability in 1979, never seen or even heard of by any Earthman.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor- of which no Earthman had ever herd either.
No only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than "Celestial Home Care Omnibus," better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity," and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong," "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes," and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?"
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, The "Hitchhiker's Guide" has already supplanted the great "Encyclopedia Galactica" as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least widely inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

1. It is slightly cheaper.

2. It has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Gorblax May 2, 2005