horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

horse cack by Jason November 15, 2004

horse with no name 

Lyric borrowed from a song by the band America- references a heroin trip- as in a "horse" being common slang for heroin at the time.

"I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain"

horse with no name by 5k3tch August 10, 2007

horse face 

one who has an unsightly long pointed face (much like an inbred horse) along with grotesque bucked teeth. May also be rather hairy.

"Hey! Horse face, god called he said you suck!"

horse face by not Adam May 31, 2003

Horse Kick 

A horse kick is a crude type of birth control. Usually used in times of need. However, research indicates the usage as early as the 16th century.

After doggy style intercourse, the female remains on all fours. The male than kicks her right in the crotch. The force of the kick should cause her legs to raise in the air. This causes her legs to kick backwards, similar to a horse kicking.

The theory is blunt force confuses the sperm, and they swim backwards and out the opening.

If your condom breaks, utilize the horse kick.

Horse Kick by Lil_Gazelle February 22, 2011

horse fucked 

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

horse fucked by less indifference April 22, 2006

Horse pet 

A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.

Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!

Horse pet by nobody.you.know May 5, 2011

horse fuckin cockmaster 

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

horse fuckin cockmaster by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003