Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

Wonking Your Horn by god maybe March 14, 2019

hornsby girls

the home of the potato sacks

chris: is that girl wearing a potato sack?
daniel: no she’s wearing the hornsby girls uniform

hornsby girls by iluvbangtan February 9, 2019

faux horn 

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
unfortunately common among adolescent males, this is usually accidental, but can occasionally be created for humorous purposes.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

faux horn by mmiikkii March 19, 2008

Urinal Horn 

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

Urinal Horn by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Cheese horn aphobia 

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

Cheese horn aphobia by Macedog December 26, 2015

pulled your horn 

Masturbate

How many times have you pulled your horn today bud?

pulled your horn by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018

London Fog Horn

When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrament of his own natural gas (farts) into her mouth. Usually preforming the London Fog Horn will leave the recipiant in an irate state of mind and has been know to lead to a violent reaction.

I was watching this porno when this dude gave this bitch the "London Fog Horn" and man did she get pissed off! Man that shit was funny!

London Fog Horn by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006