hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006

Pineapple Hooker

A Hooker of the Pineapple persuasion.

Brooke...You Pineapple Hooker!!

by Kooshii June 3, 2011

D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!

When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.

by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008

hookers

females, often redneck, who need money for drugs and accordingly sleep with their cousins for money.

Did you see those cops bust that hooker the other night?

by IntelligentFemale August 7, 2003

Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin

Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"

by The Noise Academy August 30, 2010

Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

hooker

prostitute

that hooker is you mom

by british kid September 19, 2003