To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

by Humansarestupidium February 5, 2021

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo April 10, 2022

by Queen b June 22, 2003

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 28, 2003

a phrase used to replace the somewhat offensive phrase, "holy shit". first mentioned by a youtuber in one of his videos.
by hairykangaroo April 2, 2009

by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017
