holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009
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holy minute

The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.
by Humansarestupidium February 5, 2021
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Holy Heck

Used to express surprise, amazement or shock.

Catchphrase of Mouldy Green Rabbit
MGR: Holy Heck! The Viet Cong are everywhere!
by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo April 10, 2022
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holy muss

1.)A common Newfoundland term for "holy shit"
2.)muss = vagina..lol
3.)mah...holy vagina
jonny: dude, check out hiz rims
Mike: HOLY MUSS...das some rims he got
by Queen b June 22, 2003
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holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 28, 2003
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Holy Shamrock!

a phrase used to replace the somewhat offensive phrase, "holy shit". first mentioned by a youtuber in one of his videos.
about to experience a steep drop on a rollercoaster
"HOLY SHAMROCK!!"
by hairykangaroo April 2, 2009
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HOLY ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS
by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017
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