holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017

The Holy Ten

A way to pleasure your significant other by putting your hands together as if you’re praying and inserting it into them.

Optional: Spreading your hands apart of insertion adds more fun to The Holy Ten.

Warning: May cause pain. May cause relationship problems.

Some guy: Bro I gave my girl The Holy Ten last night.

Some dude: It was supposed to be a joke.

Some guy: She broke up with me.

by RDCurs August 03, 2021

holy muss

1.)A common Newfoundland term for "holy shit"
2.)muss = vagina..lol
3.)mah...holy vagina

jonny: dude, check out hiz rims
Mike: HOLY MUSS...das some rims he got

by Queen b June 23, 2003

Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

by 8-7 October 18, 2018

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 29, 2003

Holy Shamrock!

a phrase used to replace the somewhat offensive phrase, "holy shit". first mentioned by a youtuber in one of his videos.

about to experience a steep drop on a rollercoaster
"HOLY SHAMROCK!!"

by hairykangaroo April 02, 2009

Holy Ren

Holy Ren is the word used for the God of Renism, Ren. Ren is a god that is speechless. Renism is the most popular religion in the world. Every 90 years, The Holy Ren takes a new avatar from someone random in the world (their name is Ren ofc). The current and 1,358th avatar of Ren is a middle school kid who is reaaaaaallllly coooool.

My god is Ren. What about you?

Holy Ren! Please help me have the courage to ask this girl out!!!

by toady;) December 20, 2020