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Indie Helmet

Beanie with a crispy fold that sits above the ears. Preferably black with no logos. Must be indie kid for it to be an indie helmet or else it’s just a douche beanie.
Yo dawg sick indie helmet, oh your heads getting cold and you wanna hit the mosh pit? I can hold it for you in my tote bag with my new vinyl.
by Jawny jawnson January 30, 2020
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fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.
I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.
by jimmybomm September 21, 2020
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helmet washed

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!
by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
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slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox
Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.
by saraht333 March 29, 2015
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French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.
Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!
by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020
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helmet swap

When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.
Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.
by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018
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poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door
by Dayboi May 29, 2016
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