hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.

Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.

by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University

Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*

by KaylaWayla April 11, 2012